It’s true!! There’s no old dirty socks or boxers littering my hallway…no t-shirts draped over the couch….no pjs at the bathroom door….no jeans under the kitchen table! And yes…we do have hampers! lol!! It just seems like no one knows how to use them. My dd calls them “hamsters”! lol!!
I read this in Splashes of Joy in the Cesspools of Life by Barbara Johnson.
WashDay 1916
Years ago, a Kentucky grandmother gave a new bride the following “receipt” for washing clothes. It appears below just as it was written, and despite the spelling, has a bit of philosphy.
1. Bilt fire in backyard to heet kettle of rain water
2. Set tubs so smoke won’t blow in eyes if wind is pert.
3. Shave one hold cake lie soap in bilin water
4. Sort things, make three piles, 1 pile white, 1 pilecollered, 1 pile work britches and rags.
5. Stir flour in cold water to smooth, then thin downwith bilin’water.
6. Rub dirty spots on board, scrub hard, then bile,Rub collered don’t bile, just rinch in starch.
7. Take white things out of the kettle withbroomstick handle then rinch, and startch.
8. Hang old rags on fince.
9. Spread tee towels on grass.
10. pore rinch water in flower bed.
11. Scrub porch with hot soapy water.
12. Turn tubs upside down.
13. Go put on house dress, smooth hair with sidecombs. Brew cup of tee, sit and rest and rock a spelland count your blessings.
Barbara Johnson suggests that this be hung over the washing machine…good idea!
I think my little Yellow Dumpling Boy is about to sign “Mommy”! I’m not sure if I’ve shared this but he is profoundly deaf due to the huge amount of ( and duration of) antibiotics he had to take to fight his sepsis. He has his own hearing aids now and he seems to be “hearing” sound but it’s unlikely that he is acquiring language. Hopefully, after his transplant, he’ll still be a candidate for a Cochlear Implant. There are two other kiddos who have been transplanted and then have gone on to be implanted. Until then, we are using American Sign Language and Signed Exact English. I really pray that we are able to give him a huge base vocabulary.
I use these sites a lot for signing…
www.lifeprint.com
www.aslpro.com check out “awful” in the dictionary. I love this sign! lol!!
Oh geez….my 9 yo son just asked me if Benjamin Franklin had a last name!! I’m so pleased that all of our HS efforts are really working! lol!!!